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Swingin' with Jesus

or: This is where those movies make their money

Created on 2003-05-05 14:50:52 (#1043487), last updated 2009-07-07

9,610 comments received, 10,121 comments posted

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Name:Linzm0
Birthdate:1984-08-28
Location:Laramie, Wyoming, United States
Bio
One salty day in Utah, I was beamed down from the mothership. I hatched out of my shell, crossed the Wasatch Mountains, and resided under some sagebrush in Wyoming. I molted and embarked on a journey eastward. I made it to Laramie where I encountered a band of Mountain Men who didn't notice my exoskeleton. I realized my skirt was plaid and I was drinking Sauvignon Blanc. I fought the ninjas. I freed the captives. I ate some snow.
I landed the bestest boyfriend fiance husband!! in the form of a cute Nebraskan with green eyes. I love him, and I am very fortunate to have him.
And I fell asleep only to dream of what was really happening.

Je suis une jeune fille.



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